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[me_matey]

-May sighed, opening another beer after finishing her first one.-

I... don't know if I can relate to that. I don't know what it's like to have blood relatives, yanno? I wish I could be of more help.

[longwei2go]

Some days, I don't either. [ ha ha her birth mom left her and her other mom's dead. May knows all that, but what Yin's really referring to is the huge gulf in life progress and accomplishments between her and her sister.

one of them has a bright future ahead of her.

then there's Yin, looking and sounding like she's getting madder and madder over absolutely nothing.

all before she crushes the empty can against her forehead. not painlessly either. ] Fuck! Ow, damn stupid.... rrrgh.]

[me_matey]

Jesus, Yin... -May sighed, shaking her head before she reached to gently cradle Yin's cheeks in her hand and force her to look at her.- Ya bleedin?

[longwei2go]

[ Yin screwed her eyes shut and hissed through her teeth. ] Nah. Nah, I'm good. I'm fine, I'm just, argh. Making a point here.

[ when she opened her eyes again, the irises were red instead. not glowing but definitely vibrant and unmistakably red. she blinked a few times and looked off to the side, down, then up. ] ...did it work? Did they change again?

[me_matey]

... Whoa. That's... That is wild as fuck. -May was practically hypnotized by the sight of them.-

You're not gonna, like... develop eye lasers or something, are you?

[longwei2go]

[ Yin snorted. ] If only. Seems the only thing they're good for now is scaring the shit outta reporters.

[ soon as the pain from the can crushing attempt and her associated anger dissipated, so too did the red disappear in a literal blink. ]

[me_matey]

So what triggers them? The pain? Adrenaline? If they're not associated with any powers... That feels kinda pointless.

[longwei2go]

I think it's just when I get super angry. I don't really know but... yeah, it's dumb. I can't do anything else with it.

[me_matey]

Well at least it looks cool, right?

[longwei2go]

Heh. You got that part right.

...say, uh, you mind if I crash here tonight? I promise those reporters didn't follow me here. And even if they did, we could just throw 'em overboard.

[me_matey]

Of course. Anytime, sis, my home is your home. -May leaned in the wrap both arms around Yin in a probably tighter than normal hug, but the love was stronger than that.-

Ride or die.

[longwei2go]

[ Yin lets off a choked affirmation. ] Hurk. You know it. [ she gives May a hug back before giving her two solid taps on the shoulder. ] Okay, okay, easy on the ribcage She-Hunk.

[me_matey]

Heh, sorry... Lemme get you another beer. -To make up for the hug, and for seeing Yin give herself a minor headwound.-

[longwei2go]

Thanks.

[ she pops that top and sits back down. ] So... I'm not too happy with you being able to cheat in fights with me now. But. That'a gotta be rough to get used to.

[me_matey]

Well if you started training now, maybe you could close the gap in 50 years? -May teased, happy to have some levity to their conversation.-

[longwei2go]

Hah! What if I just become the tall, handsome sidekick who the fans love so much he gets his own spin-off? [ :P ]

[me_matey]

Yeah, but then people would ship us.

That'd be awkward.

[longwei2go]

[ Yin makes a face. ] ...good point. Fans love height differences.

[me_matey]

Oh my god, Yin, I swear to Jesus Almighty I am going to punch you through that wall.

-She's laughing, but HEIGHT JOKES her eternal hell.-

[longwei2go]

[ Yin's laughing a bit, herself. ] Hey don't hate the canon, hate the fandom.

[me_matey]

Please don't tell me any of your followers actually talk about me, I was in ONE video, that was it, and it was just to say dumb stuff.

[longwei2go]

Eh, there's this one guy that keeps asking when you'll be back, but that's it.

Pretty sure they could only ship us if you were another 'tuber. No ammo this way.

[me_matey]

All that shit's above my paygrade, anyways. But good, I'd hate be famous on the internet.

[longwei2go]

Heh. I'm getting a taste of the bullshit that comes with being in the spotlight. Can't say I'm a fan...

Kinda fun to see reporters freaking out about breaking their toys though.

[me_matey]

If you want a bodyguard to help chase'em off, I'll give you a discount~