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[me_matey]

MAY SFONDI

Bon voyage around the world Packing in every feeling Bon voyage across the world This unstoppable girl is a Lady Jolly Roger

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[me_matey]

Please don't tell me any of your followers actually talk about me, I was in ONE video, that was it, and it was just to say dumb stuff.

[longwei2go]

Eh, there's this one guy that keeps asking when you'll be back, but that's it.

Pretty sure they could only ship us if you were another 'tuber. No ammo this way.

[me_matey]

All that shit's above my paygrade, anyways. But good, I'd hate be famous on the internet.

[longwei2go]

Heh. I'm getting a taste of the bullshit that comes with being in the spotlight. Can't say I'm a fan...

Kinda fun to see reporters freaking out about breaking their toys though.

[me_matey]

If you want a bodyguard to help chase'em off, I'll give you a discount~

[longwei2go]

And miss out on all the fun of scaring the piss out of the press? Not a chance.

[me_matey]

Sharing is caring. I wanna freak out the normies, too, sis.

[longwei2go]

Hmm okay fine. Maybe you can juggle one or two of 'em. That'll make them think twice.