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[me_matey]

MAY SFONDI

Bon voyage around the world Packing in every feeling Bon voyage across the world This unstoppable girl is a Lady Jolly Roger

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[longwei2go]

[ Yin screwed her eyes shut and hissed through her teeth. ] Nah. Nah, I'm good. I'm fine, I'm just, argh. Making a point here.

[ when she opened her eyes again, the irises were red instead. not glowing but definitely vibrant and unmistakably red. she blinked a few times and looked off to the side, down, then up. ] ...did it work? Did they change again?

[me_matey]

... Whoa. That's... That is wild as fuck. -May was practically hypnotized by the sight of them.-

You're not gonna, like... develop eye lasers or something, are you?

[longwei2go]

[ Yin snorted. ] If only. Seems the only thing they're good for now is scaring the shit outta reporters.

[ soon as the pain from the can crushing attempt and her associated anger dissipated, so too did the red disappear in a literal blink. ]

[me_matey]

So what triggers them? The pain? Adrenaline? If they're not associated with any powers... That feels kinda pointless.

[longwei2go]

I think it's just when I get super angry. I don't really know but... yeah, it's dumb. I can't do anything else with it.

[me_matey]

Well at least it looks cool, right?

[longwei2go]

Heh. You got that part right.

...say, uh, you mind if I crash here tonight? I promise those reporters didn't follow me here. And even if they did, we could just throw 'em overboard.

[me_matey]

Of course. Anytime, sis, my home is your home. -May leaned in the wrap both arms around Yin in a probably tighter than normal hug, but the love was stronger than that.-

Ride or die.

[longwei2go]

[ Yin lets off a choked affirmation. ] Hurk. You know it. [ she gives May a hug back before giving her two solid taps on the shoulder. ] Okay, okay, easy on the ribcage She-Hunk.

[me_matey]

Heh, sorry... Lemme get you another beer. -To make up for the hug, and for seeing Yin give herself a minor headwound.-

[longwei2go]

Thanks.

[ she pops that top and sits back down. ] So... I'm not too happy with you being able to cheat in fights with me now. But. That'a gotta be rough to get used to.

[me_matey]

Well if you started training now, maybe you could close the gap in 50 years? -May teased, happy to have some levity to their conversation.-

[longwei2go]

Hah! What if I just become the tall, handsome sidekick who the fans love so much he gets his own spin-off? [ :P ]

[me_matey]

Yeah, but then people would ship us.

That'd be awkward.

[longwei2go]

[ Yin makes a face. ] ...good point. Fans love height differences.

[me_matey]

Oh my god, Yin, I swear to Jesus Almighty I am going to punch you through that wall.

-She's laughing, but HEIGHT JOKES her eternal hell.-

[longwei2go]

[ Yin's laughing a bit, herself. ] Hey don't hate the canon, hate the fandom.

[me_matey]

Please don't tell me any of your followers actually talk about me, I was in ONE video, that was it, and it was just to say dumb stuff.

[longwei2go]

Eh, there's this one guy that keeps asking when you'll be back, but that's it.

Pretty sure they could only ship us if you were another 'tuber. No ammo this way.

[me_matey]

All that shit's above my paygrade, anyways. But good, I'd hate be famous on the internet.

[longwei2go]

Heh. I'm getting a taste of the bullshit that comes with being in the spotlight. Can't say I'm a fan...

Kinda fun to see reporters freaking out about breaking their toys though.

[me_matey]

If you want a bodyguard to help chase'em off, I'll give you a discount~

[longwei2go]

And miss out on all the fun of scaring the piss out of the press? Not a chance.

[me_matey]

Sharing is caring. I wanna freak out the normies, too, sis.

[longwei2go]

Hmm okay fine. Maybe you can juggle one or two of 'em. That'll make them think twice.