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[me_matey]

bruh

[vitis]

oh, c'mon
you can't tell me you didn't think that was a LIL funny

[me_matey]

i showed it to sakura. she screamed a little.

[vitis]

as in
a terrified scream or an excited one

[ It was definitely not an excited scream ]

[me_matey]

u got her number

ask urself

[vitis]

nah
i'll just go with the latter, it's easier

[me_matey]

well if she slaps u next time u see her u know y

[vitis]

great
thanks for the heads-up

[me_matey]

so hey uh

y? the line i mean

[vitis]

oh

[ he guesses he can be ... forthcoming, or something ]

well, felt inspired by a recent memory of using a pick-up line pun :)))) and mostly just thought it was funny as a joke.
so not actually trying to get in your pants, you know.

[me_matey]

ill try to contain my disappointment

i guess im the safest person to do that to but weird

[vitis]

[ lmao lord he can hear the sarcasm through text. so, he can return that- ]

oh, well, you know how it is
you certainly just put the shiver in me timber

[ ... with a quick follow-up: ]

but really. pirate puns aren't even a bit funny to you?

[me_matey]

pirate puns r awesome

arrrrrrsome

but its the whole 'hittin on u' part thats weird, even if u dont mean it

[vitis]

okay, fine
i'll try not to hit on you even if it i don't mean it.

though, to be fair, i might not realize it all the time, so can't help it there

[me_matey]

how bout if u get fresh i pinch ur ear

[vitis]

[ ...... ]

maybe.
but if you just end up pinching my ear ALL THE DAMN TIME, i'm gonna know something's up

[me_matey]

u mean beside u learnin?

[vitis]

[ :T ]

no.
just keep the super strength in check, would you

[me_matey]

chill out bruh i aint gonna beat you up for play flirting with me

idk im just in a weird place right now. sorry

[vitis]

??
well, is everthing all right?

[me_matey]

u know how it be

life in recolle is never dull

[vitis]

[ ... ]

that's true.
i know "sorry" doesn't mean much, really, but if you got a bad memory or something, then retrospec sucks and all that.

[me_matey]

less my memories and more sakuras

i wish there was more i could do for her, yanno?

1/2

[vitis]

[ yes.

he ends up staring at this text a long moment, the smile having temporarily vanished from his features. what a turn! because yes, he does know that feeling. and not just for sakura, but- ]

[vitis]

i know.
being just left to hope it's enough in the meanwhile can be hard, too.
but!

i'm determined to make them pay, so